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*sigh*

What with all of the craziness happening in fandom lately, I am following suit and F-locking any NC-17 stories. Not that there were many to begin with.
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Foil

Title: Foil
Author: sparkin
Rating: PG
Fandom: Smallville
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Genre: Drabble, Futurefic
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer:  Not mine, I own nothing, etc.
A/N: This is a well-used and abused theme in the SV fandom, but this drabble wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote it down.

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Sorry in advance.

So my muse has abandoned me (not that I was a terribly prolific writer to begin with) so I've decided to indulge in my Anal-Retentive nature and start creating Rec lists that will be categorized to within an inch of their lives. Plus, apparently LJ will not let you back date entries in Communities. Journals, yes. Communities, not so much. So I'm just going to apologize in advance for spamming your F-lists for the next while.

ETA: Nevermind, it's going to take me a while to compile, so your f-lists are safe for a while anyway.
Otto von Blotto

How the Snape Stole Christmas

Title: How the Snape Stole Christmas
Author: sparkin
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry/Severus
Genres: Humour/Parody, Romance, Futurefic, AU, Slash, WIP
Warnings: Adult Language, Explicit Sexual Content, Schmoop
Summary: A retelling of the Christmas classic - Snarry style!
Disclaimer: JK Rowling is the master of the universe and I bow down before her infinite wisdom. She, her various publishers and Warner Bros. own Harry Potter-related. Dr. Suess and Random House own the writing style. All I own is my pride (and that's open to negotiation.)
Author's Notes: Half-Blood Prince? What Half-Blood Prince? This story is dominated by gay themes and characters. If this makes you uncomfortable, do not read any further.
Beta: Beta'd by the loverly miche_connor, but then I tinkered with it slightly afterwards, so all remaining errors are mine.

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Merry Christmas!
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Drinking Me Lonely

Title: Drinking Me Lonely
Author: sparkin
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Smallville
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Genres: Angst,  Drama, Romance, Pre-Slash, Song-fic (kind of)
Warnings: Adult Language, A bit of Schmoop
Summary: Lex learns that he is a country-music cliche
Disclaimer: All characters belong to DC Comics. Smallville belongs to the WB (or is it CW now?). I own nothing except my soul. Oh hell, who am I kidding? I sold that years ago for two bottles of Diet Coke and some Mentos. 
Author's Notes: Un-beta'd. This story is dominated by gay themes and characters. If this makes you uncomfortable, do not read any further. This story is kind of a song fic. It's not completely a song fic, but there's enough of it in there. The song is Chris Young's "Drinking Me Lonely," which I also do not own.

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Just a little drabble.


Title:
Chuck Norris Pyjamas
Author: sparkin
Rating: G
Fandom: Smallville
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Genre: Drabble
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer:  Not mine, I own nothing, etc.


Chuck Norris Pyjamas

Lex walked into his bedroom and stopped short.
 
"Clark?
 
"Yes?"
 
"What the hell are you wearing?"
 
"Chuck Norris pyjamas."
 
"I can see that. Perhaps the more pertinent question is why are you wearing them?"
 
Clark gave a sheepish grin. "I got an email full of Chuck Norris jokes and one of the jokes said 'Superman wears a pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas to bed.' Then I saw these in the mall and I just had to make it true."
 
Lex just rolled his eyes. "You have a very strange sense of humour, Clark."
 
"But you love me anyway."
 
"Very true."
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Voices Carry


Title:
Voices Carry
Author: sparkin
Rating: R
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry/Severus (mistaken thoughts of Severus/Dumbledore)
Genres: Humour, Slash, Futurefic, AU 
Warnings: Implied sex, Adult language
Summary: Ron learns the hard way about why you should never eavesdrop on other people's conversations.
Disclaimer:  JK Rowling is the master of the universe and I bow down before her infinite wisdom. She and her various publishers and Warner Bros. own everything. Also I do not own 'Til Tuesday or their song "Voices Carry. " All I own is my pride (and that's open to negotiation.) 
Author's Notes: Half-Blood Prince? What Half-Blood Prince? Never happened. *sticks fingers in ears* Lalalalala! This story is dominated by gay themes and characters. If this makes you uncomfortable, do not read any further. Some of you may find the thoughts of Ron's mind to be a bit squick-erific. I know I did. Just wanted to warn you.

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